Stoner Phoenix
The short version

Privacy

Stoner Phoenix doesn't track you. No cookies, no analytics, no ad pixels, no accounts, no newsletter, no forms. That's basically the whole policy.

What we collect

Nothing on purpose. This is a static website made of plain pages. We don't set cookies, we don't run analytics or advertising scripts, and we don't embed third-party maps, videos or social widgets that would track you. The neighborhood map and the "what should I do tonight" picker run entirely in your own browser, and nothing you tap is saved or sent anywhere.

Hosting

Like every website, the pages are delivered by a hosting provider. Its servers may briefly process basic technical information, such as your IP address and browser type, to deliver pages and protect against abuse. We don't use that information to identify you, build profiles or sell anything.

Fonts and files

Our fonts, illustrations and scripts are all hosted on this site. Nothing loads from outside services, so loading a page here doesn't ping anyone else.

Changes

If we ever add something that changes any of this, this page will say so before it happens. For now, the answer is simple: read, enjoy, close the tab. We won't follow you.